{"fact":"Tests done by the Behavioral Department of the Musuem of Natural History conclude that while a dog's memory lasts about 5 minutes, a cat's recall can last as long as 16 hours.","length":175}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats are usually lefties. Studies indicate that their left paw is typically their dominant paw.","length":110}
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{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
{"fact":"Cats have about 130,000 hairs per square inch (20,155 hairs per square centimeter).","length":83}
{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
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Charles L. Carnes was an American judge and politician. He served as a Democratic member of the Georgia House of Representatives.
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{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
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