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{"type":"standard","title":"Rocket sled launch","displaytitle":"Rocket sled launch","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7355162","titles":{"canonical":"Rocket_sled_launch","normalized":"Rocket sled launch","display":"Rocket sled launch"},"pageid":23441092,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c0/Maglifter.jpg/330px-Maglifter.jpg","width":320,"height":207},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/Maglifter.jpg","width":1197,"height":775},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283242563","tid":"0716a02e-0e06-11f0-9677-9fb9a7795290","timestamp":"2025-03-31T07:59:10Z","description":"Proposed method for launching space vehicles","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_sled_launch","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_sled_launch?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_sled_launch?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Rocket_sled_launch"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_sled_launch","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Rocket_sled_launch","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_sled_launch?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Rocket_sled_launch"}},"extract":"A rocket sled launch, also known as ground-based launch assist, catapult launch assist, and sky-ramp launch, is a proposed method for launching space vehicles. With this concept the launch vehicle is supported by an eastward pointing rail or maglev track that goes up the side of a mountain while an externally applied force is used to accelerate the launch vehicle to a given velocity. Using an externally applied force for the initial acceleration reduces the propellant the launch vehicle needs to carry to reach orbit. This allows the launch vehicle to carry a larger payload and reduces the cost of getting to orbit. When the amount of velocity added to the launch vehicle by the ground accelerator becomes great enough, single-stage-to-orbit flight with a reusable launch vehicle becomes possible.","extract_html":"
A rocket sled launch, also known as ground-based launch assist, catapult launch assist, and sky-ramp launch, is a proposed method for launching space vehicles. With this concept the launch vehicle is supported by an eastward pointing rail or maglev track that goes up the side of a mountain while an externally applied force is used to accelerate the launch vehicle to a given velocity. Using an externally applied force for the initial acceleration reduces the propellant the launch vehicle needs to carry to reach orbit. This allows the launch vehicle to carry a larger payload and reduces the cost of getting to orbit. When the amount of velocity added to the launch vehicle by the ground accelerator becomes great enough, single-stage-to-orbit flight with a reusable launch vehicle becomes possible.
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