The Battle of Ilipa was an engagement considered by many as Scipio Africanus’s most brilliant victory in his military career during the Second Punic War in 206 BC. It may have taken place on a plain east of Alcalá del RÃo, Seville, Spain, near the village of Esquivel, the site of the Carthaginian camp.
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